Ouch. Felt bad for grocery store bagger.

A little while ago I was checking out at the grocery store, and the high school kid bagging my groceries was doing small talk. He asked me if I had any New Years plans, and I told him "Well, my son will be in bed before eight, my wife will be asleep before ten, and I'll likely be playing XBox with my brothers or something."

Then I asked him if he was getting off work in time to do anything, and he said their shifts ended by 9:30. So I followed up with, "Doing anything with your friends?" He then tells me "No, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday, and I don't want to go to our friends' party."

Ouch. He looked like he was going to cry. I've never actually felt bad for a high-school kid before.

let him bang your wife bro

Should have given him some dave fu esque advice and changed his life. You could have made a difference in that young man's life .

fastnotch331 - Should have given him some dave fu esque advice and changed his life. You could have made a difference in that young man's life .

"Order a hooker, nut on her face, and play XBox."

fastnotch331 - Should have given him some dave fu esque advice and changed his life. You could have made a difference in that young man's life .

I don't think I'd want the illusion shattered in high school, that davefu stuff is heavy

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"

He clearly wanted to play Xbox with you. 

 

Or have sex with you...

GeorgesRiddumRushedmyBumhole - let him bang your wife bro

This is only right 

Bassboats Budlight - 

 Let him bang, bro!


jesus christ, people still saying this shit?


anywho, shouldve slipped him your number for a late night JO session

GeorgesRiddumRushedmyBumhole - let him bang your wife bro

I like the way you think

First post strikes again!

I would have said,
"You may not know it now, but you will realize someday how lucky you are having dodged that bullet." "Now go and enjoy your new life un-tethered to this whore."

No xbox invite?  Dick move.

Mushroom Slap -
Bassboats Budlight - 

 Let him bang, bro!


jesus christ, people still saying this shit?


anywho, shouldve slipped him your number for a late night JO session

Bitching about what someone says, then follows up with an "anywho"...

 

Only on the og!

 

 

He was playing you OP, he gave you a sobbing story so you could tip him well ...

You could have reminded him that his GF will be kissing SOMEONE tonight at midnight...

MR31 -

Buy him a cheap prostitute.

Be the best thing that ever happened to him.

This x100

LovinBakersBalls -
fastnotch331 - Should have given him some dave fu esque advice and changed his life. You could have made a difference in that young man's life .

"Order a hooker, nut on her face, and play XBox."
He's a bit more eloquent than that .

fastnotch331 -
LovinBakersBalls -
fastnotch331 - Should have given him some dave fu esque advice and changed his life. You could have made a difference in that young man's life .

"Order a hooker, nut on her face, and play XBox."
He's a bit more eloquent than that .

Hire an escort, get your moneys worth and ask her if you can pollak her face and invite her to stay and play some Xbox.  That would be a great evening.

 

 

 

DaveFu

 

crazydave - 
MR31 -

Buy him a cheap prostitute.

Be the best thing that ever happened to him.

This x100


100 prostitutes might be a bit much for the guy