FRAT?
Might do this every event....if I get more than 5 replies...
So I have come to realize every time I go to a bar, I hear something RETARDED. it usually comes from someone who really really really feels he knows what he is talking about.
Last night when they showed Vitor Belfort on the screen I hear a guy to my right say: "that dude is drugged the fuck up! Vitor Belfort"
So I think "ok he is talking about testosterone and I won't even get into it" a second later he says: "motherfucker is on a ton of Molly and cocaine" and he was serious. Stating it as fact as if he knows the inside scoop on Belfort.
Right away I look over at his buddy with a "WTF?!"
That was probably the most ridiculous thing I heard last night. A close second was a women askin me if Dana white was Jewish ("is SHE Jewish? Dana white?")
What was the most ridiculous thing you overheard during UFC 168? 
Lol 
UGCTT_Bromovich - In!Fuck man I haven't been here too long, and I haven't made many threads but they usually suck.
You're the first "IN!" I've ever received! VTFU haha
Guy behind me with his friends.
"I have been a fan of Anderson Silva his whole career. This is huge because Weidman was his first loss ever".
Grantman - Guy behind me with his friends.The perfect fan -ufc
"I have been a fan of Anderson Silva his whole career. This is huge because Weidman was his first loss ever".
Grantman - Guy behind me with his friends.Hahah please tell me you said something. When I have a few drinks I can't help it.
"I have been a fan of Anderson Silva his whole career. This is huge because Weidman was his first loss ever".
After the Molly and cocaine comment and after the wtf look I gave to his friend who his comment was directed to I leaned over right away, and said "i can ASSURE you that he loves Jesus WAYYY too much to be mollyed and coked out....TRTed YES, Molly and coke, get out of here with that"
"But look at him!!!"
I paid him no mind after that
Not at a bar but On a Facebook page I like for funny memes. Had a pic of Andy's leg snapping and caption saying never skip leg day. The comments on that pic made me sick seeing as how Andy's trained more leg day then any of the assholes commenting combined in a their whole entire fucking pa lives.
On the train home from UFC 110 I was ears dropping on some guy who was apparently Cro Cop's biographer and he made many claims about Cro Cop but their was one in particular I remember.
"In Japan they call Cro Cop meaty thighs."
True story.
I want to be your second "In!". So, in!
Doc_Watson - Not at a bar but On a Facebook page I like for funny memes. Had a pic of Andy's leg snapping and caption saying never skip leg day. The comments on that pic made me sick seeing as how Andy's trained more leg day then any of the assholes commenting combined in a their whole entire fucking pa lives.Fuck the internet is what I say!
Rambo John J -It's funny too cause of out everyone there she was the most invested. While everyone was talking to each other her eyes were glued to the tv during the prelims.
is SHE Jewish? Dana white?
Priceless
Overheard her tell her date she wishes he was more into it. I could tell she was new and definitely trying to learn more. Still priceless though. It started when her date asked her if any top fighters were Jewish...then he said "only the producers"
That's when she turned to me and asked "is she Jewish??" I replied "she?"..."Dana white"
"Lol no Dana isn't Jewish"
BigSleep - I want to be your second "In!". So, in!VTFU for you to my fren!
At the bar I was watching at (could not hear the audio from the TV's) a guy in the booth behind me was going on about how he was convinced Chris Leben quit in his corner. I thought that was the most retarded thing I've heard. Turned out, he was right:(
Medium Nog - On the train home from UFC 110 I was ears dropping on some guy who was apparently Cro Cop's biographer and he made many claims about Cro Cop but their was one in particular I remember.My ears PERK THE FUCK UP when I hear anything related to MMA. Usually it's someone who knows nothing about MMA, telling someone who hasn't even heard of MMA "facts"
"In Japan they call Cro Cop meaty thighs."
True story.
That's when I love to chime in cause to those two, I am an encyclopedia....to you UG clowns I'm a noob so I can't pull that shit on you guys haha
I overheard this recently....
"yeah remember when they had that UFC amature night? it was on PPV, I remember watching it here. They just let anyone in the crowd come up and fight. These two boys in overalls came up and whooped each others' asses. It was better than all these guys you see now! It was RIGHT AFTER the UFC and Bellator split apart"
99% word-for-word as I can remember it. I did not intervene in the conversation.
Rambo John J -I honestly don't think there is anything worse you can say...
There was one guy at the bar. Boasting...
"I could beat all of these UFC guys that are under 200lbs"
He was a soft 230.
The sad sad sad part is that they REALLY do believe that.
ProteinBake -LOL.
I overheard this recently....
"yeah remember when they had that UFC amature night? it was on PPV, I remember watching it here. They just let anyone in the crowd come up and fight. These two boys in overalls came up and whooped each others' asses. It was better than all these guys you see now! It was RIGHT AFTER the UFC and Bellator split apart"
99% word-for-word as I can remember it. I did not intervene in the conversation.
WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS SHIT?!
he's going for the sleeper hold
Gold!
yeah! armbar!
while the guys were standup fighting, circling, not even near a clinch