i could fix all of this.
FCTV808 -
i could fix all of this.
with flame throwers?
simple matson containers and "free meth an bbq" signs on them should do it...
Robo for Chief 
FCTV808 -
simple matson containers and "free meth an bbq" signs on them should do it...
nice....then flame throwers???
You light the container on fire then roll it down into Kilauea. Then you hand rifles (for a fee) to the more bleeding hearts among us to shoot any flaming survivors, saving them from agony. For everyone else you hand out rocks.
It's a win/win/win as Pele gets fed as well.
You know that sort of sacrifice may just help to stop the lava from flowing into residential areas, so win x 4 