Parlay/accumulator mma betting thread

this thread is where you can advertise your ill-advised, degenerate gambling habit. then rival posters can launch bitter personal attacks, but the beauty is that you might win money, then they can all fuck off, happy times.

similarly if you don’t know what an accumulator is, you can do one, this isn’t the thread for you.

that said, here are my bets for this weekend, not placed yet:

£2
Jan Błachowicz vs Magomed Ankalaev
Paddy Pimblett vs Jared Gordon
Robbie Lawler vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Darren Till vs. Dricus du Plessis
Bryce Mitchell vs. Ilia Topuria by decision
Jairzinho Rozenstruik vs.Chris Daukaus by KO
Tyson Fury vs Dereck Chisora

£5
Paddy Pimblett vs Jared Gordon
Darren Till vs. Dricus du Plessis
Bryce Mitchell vs. Ilia Topuria by decision
Jairzinho Rozenstruik vs.Chris Daukaus by KO
Tyson Fury vs Dereck Chisora

£5
Jan Błachowicz vs Magomed Ankalaev
Paddy Pimblett vs Jared Gordon
Robbie Lawler vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Jairzinho Rozenstruik vs.Chris Daukaus by KO
Tyson Fury vs Dereck Chisora

(please don’t post your list of only winning fighters, as if everyone knows the card off by heart.)

any mods who think this thread should be deleted, just go and sit somewhere quiet and relax. don’t delete the thread.

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I’ll be putting $157 on Holland this Saturday

^ah right. you got a new name. why, you fucking weirdo.

i messed up a few things with my goddam bets and Robbie stinking Lawler completely ruined the rest.

put a fiver on the main one/cut down the others to £3&2, shaved off the decision part of Bryce winning. also couldn’t get fucken odds for Jairzinho by smash, so that all sucks. then Robbie backed out from eating his ass-whupping, costing me up to £4.30.

couldn’t suck any worse than last week. literally picked out 5 losing fighters. i should have owed the bookie more money. maybe I’ll fucking strike-out like a cunt again this week. wait for see bro

I got till, Hernandez and Curtis in some parlays. Won $250 last night on one fighter that was +1000 lol . If Till loses he should stop fighting. Also he will ruin most of my parlays lol

Love Curtis, hope he gets it done

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Paddy will lose tonight


And I’m not just talking shit. I have me money to back it up

400 quat? youre a fucking maniac!

Tonight you’ll watch the fight and be like c’mon Gordon. Do it for fista

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Rooting for Gordon meow !

Good luck Fista

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45041/1 odds… why not.

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Buckley was being an ass to him at the weigh-ins. :expressionless:

No, he won’t. :smile:

Any confident prop parlays?

Rootin for Paddy meow (I put him on a parlay with Teofimo)

Sorry Fista !

lolol

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a fool will part with their money one way or another tonight. IM SO coming back to talk shit


I would explain this, but you’re all peasants

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Is it happening?

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Mitchell’s about to fuck your night up

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I hope so! War Bryce.

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