Passive Jay's fart curtains

So we all know poor PJ suffers from gut rotting IBS AND that his wife makes him sleep in another room because his dirty farts keep her awake at night.

This is a crazy situation already but there is a twist.

Jay and his wife are too lazy to accompany their tiny pets out into the yard when they need to occasionally use the toilet in the middle of the night ( like some white trash).

So they installed a dog door so they wouldn’t be disturbed.

Problem was tho, that the dogs sleep with PJs wife and she needed the door shut as a vapor barrier for PJs disgusting sleep farts.

As a white trash team they came up with a solution.

I present to the new OG…

Passive Jay’s Fart Curtains.

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Oh fuck…that’s money…im peeping the footwork homie

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Meme Wwe GIF

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Is this real?

Yes 100% facks

ryan reynolds wtf GIF

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Judging by this I would guess he has ass curtains as well.

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Forrest, who’s your Avatar pic?

Oh shit, you had to ask that didn’t you :joy:

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That’s a whole other story…

Why that happens to be Passive Jay’s wife’s ACTUAL prom date.

Yes sir.

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LOL

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I tried. I really tried. I have never met such a loser as Passive Jay. Him and his wife should not be allowed to own animals after the shit they pull with that cat. That poor kitten got killed and then they threw the fucking dead corpse in the trash. And now the piece of shit wants a bulldog to add to white trash molded house. Jay you need help!

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Woah woah woah…what?