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Or going!
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Defecting, defecating.
Same, same.
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Diaper time bitches…
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price one pays for being an undisciplined lazy fuck
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There are no shortcuts. Move your ass you fat fucks.
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Well if only this one pharma product has a side effect I’d say thats still pretty damn good.
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jajajaja
so all them commercials for Ozempic were for weight loss?
jajajaja
they made it seem so mysterious and shit, just to shit themselves in their sleep
jajajajaja no shortcuts FATSO AMERICANS !
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Guaranteed Weight loss success:
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Reduce caloric intake
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Walk
OR…
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Take questionable new drug big pharma shit out to maximize profits
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Shit in bed
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This reminds me of an old saying I heard, never take laxatives and sleeping pills. Not sure its a real saying but its stuck with me for like 30 years
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Side effects could be loose stools, anal leakage, and Montezuma’s revenge
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I have the weirdest boner right now…
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Imagine you lost 20 lbs and are finally starting to see your micro peen after 20 years of being a fat fuck
your girl is all proud and shit
had great sexxx last nite, she even licked your balls …
and then you wake up to her screams because you defecated all over her left leg …
jajajaja
what joy !!!
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But there are apparently shartcuts.
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Not to detract from an otherwise great post but uh, you sleep little spoon with womenz?
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yup
when I big spoon it usually ends up with my dick in their butts so when its time to behave I small spoon 0 fuxxx given
no Ozempic for me tho
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An “anti obesity” med?
an anti-obesity medication used for long-term weight management, developed by Novo Nordisk in 2012.
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