People who give special instructions when....

...ordering pizza, are the heaviest mouth breathers of all the mouth breathers.

Maybe with the exception of ordering well done.

First off, it's a pizza. When it's bad it's good, and when it's good it's great.

Second, it's $12. You aren't at Le Bernadin, just eat it.

Third, they make them the way they do because they know better than you. Respect the experience and hard work of the craftsman making the pie.

Same goes for any menu substutution.

 

Thanks.

 

 

Mike

 

Also.... as far as pepperoni goes.... nothing has changed.

It is for children or those adulkts who still eat like children. The types who still dip their pizza in ranch, eat pasta and butter, and microwaved chicken nuggets and mac and cheese.

Special instructions are great for online orders if you want them to draw a wizard or a dragon on the box.

Same goes for iced coffee drinkers.

“I’ll take a mocha iced coffee swirl with almond milk and 7 splendas, with whip cream on top”

Fuck you and get out of line you yuppie

I always use the special instruction to help them find my house, it’s set back off the road and hard to see at night. I feel personally attacked 

Girly is gonna give you a hug after this post .

Zned -

Also.... as far as pepperoni goes.... nothing has changed.

It is for children or those adulkts who still eat like children. The types who still dip their pizza in ranch, eat pasta and butter, and microwaved chicken nuggets and mac and cheese.

How are you so rich?

“experience and hard work of the craftsman making the pie.” lol

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You don't have to eat it, eat whatever the fuck you want and let other people eat whatever fuck they want.

I substitute fruit (any fruit, I don’t care) for a vegetable side when ordering.

No ragrats.

Chimonos Revenge - Same goes for iced coffee drinkers.

“I’ll take a mocha iced coffee swirl with almond milk and 7 splendas, with whip cream on top”

Fuck you and get out of line you yuppie

Isaac Fookin' Nootin - 
Zned -

Also.... as far as pepperoni goes.... nothing has changed.

It is for children or those adulkts who still eat like children. The types who still dip their pizza in ranch, eat pasta and butter, and microwaved chicken nuggets and mac and cheese.

How are you so rich?

I am not rich, not at all.

I do earn a nice living though.

I did it through hard work and investing a lot of time and money into my education.

At certain points in my career luck played a substantial role, so you can allocate 25% to pure luck.

Where are pizzas $12? 

They're $20-$30 for one that isn't garbage around here. 

Ozamataz Buckshank - 

Special instructions are great for online orders if you want them to draw a wizard or a dragon on the box.

That gets a pass.

Rokit5 - 

You don't have to eat it, eat whatever the fuck you want and let other people eat whatever fuck they want.

It is on the menu and prepared that way for a reason.

Don't like it? You are at the wrong restaurant. Look up Chucky Cheese, probably more your speed.

 

I like my pizza crisp goddamn you. Don’t tell me how to eat!

Captain CargoCapris: Turtle Ass-ass - 

Where are pizzas $12? 

They're $20-$30 for one that isn't garbage around here. 

The good delivery places by me charges $12.99.

More upscale places get closer to $20.

 

Captain CargoCapris: Turtle Ass-ass -

Where are pizzas $12? 

They're $20-$30 for one that isn't garbage around here. 

Tiny can only eat a personal size hence the lower price.