People who say "Have A Good One"

I have a job where i interact with the public and it seems "have a good one" is the industry standard when departing company. I myself have started using it, I never thought i would but i don't know what is the alternative. I have to say this multiple times a day after I deliver somebody a package. I was wondering what are some good alternatives to "have a good one"

See ya later, alligator!

See ya soon, raccoon 

Later faggot

Call the cops when you see Tupac, grab your Glocks when you see Tupac!

Hasta la vista, Baby


To infinity, and beyond!

Catch ya cunt

I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere. Wherever you can look – wherever there’s a fight, so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad. I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know supper’s ready, and when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too.

I go with, "keep it out of your butt"


Ta ta

I use that a lot too sometimes but I try to switch it up.

-Take care.

-Enjoy the rest of your day/evening/weekend.

-Buh bye



Non N00B -

Call the cops when you see Tupac, grab your Glocks when you see Tupac!

Whoa whoa whoa..!!!

Calm down bad boy killa.....


just stare silently for a good minute then leave. You will make a memorable impression.

Ok but what do I reply when someone says have a good one? I mean from the obvious go fuck yourself.

Not from US so always wondered. :)

Zip it up! And zip it out!

get the fuck out