Petition For Kate Upton To Replace Chandella

  Chandella is gone. If the UFC is looking for another ring girl, why not ask Kate Upton? DFW MAKE IT HAPPEN!










Elbows too pointy.

Enjoy it while it lasts. She was getting fat and sloppy looking about 6 months ago.



She whipped it back into shape for Sports Illustrated, but I don't think it's gonna last very long.



Once she's a couple years removed from her teens, the meat bomb is gonna EXPLODE......




She has a flatter, sloppier booty than Arianny and looks like she will fall apart at any given second. You can find way hotter ring girls at some random local shows.

Ghenghis - She's super sexy for sure.... but once you get by her breasts she has like literally no figure. As flat as a board.


She's really tall and still a teenager though. She's gonna change and fill out in adulthood, but the problem is, unless she actually starts working out, her "figure" is most likely gonna get ROUND rather than shapely.

I don't get this obsession with this girl. I can head out my door in downtown DC to any bar on the block on a Friday night and there will be 20 girls just as hot or hotter.

Don't get me wrong, she's a beautiful girl. But not a goddess. If you want to see a goddess, from my experience, go to San Sebastian in Spain or the beach strip at Tel Aviv in Israel. Most beautiful women EVER in Tel Aviv. Phone Post

No.Fat.Chicks. Phone Post

Masakatsu Funaki -  I don't get this obsession with this girl. I can head out my door in downtown DC to any bar on the block on a Friday night and there will be 20 girls just as hot or hotter.



Don't get me wrong, she's a beautiful girl. But not a goddess. If you want to see a goddess, from my experience, go to San Sebastian in Spain or the beach strip at Tel Aviv in Israel. Most beautiful women EVER in Tel Aviv. Phone Post


You mean from your preference.....not "experience".



You obviously like swarthy beasts and not Cali looking beach bunnies.

 Even if she doesn't stay full time. Let her do what Holly Madison did! Let her be a guest at an event!

Chuck Kongo - 
Masakatsu Funaki -  I don't get this obsession with this girl. I can head out my door in downtown DC to any bar on the block on a Friday night and there will be 20 girls just as hot or hotter.



Don't get me wrong, she's a beautiful girl. But not a goddess. If you want to see a goddess, from my experience, go to San Sebastian in Spain or the beach strip at Tel Aviv in Israel. Most beautiful women EVER in Tel Aviv. Phone Post


You mean from your preference.....not "experience".



You obviously like swarthy beasts and not Cali looking beach bunnies.



LOL



Since I have never been, I googled Tel Aviv women and this lady made an appearance.





I believe Dana's working on getting a big booty Brazilian ring card girl. Phone Post

ds1970 -  I believe Dana's working on getting a big booty Brazilian ring card girl. Phone Post


Whatever he's working on, you're definitely not getting another "white chick". Brittney Palmer already has that angle covered.



It will be someone "ethnic".



Chandella was there, and stuck around for as long as she did despite not being popular at all, for a very specific reason.



If it's a Brazilian, I just hope someone tells them to remember to shave their fucking legs. ALL of their leg.


EpicConfessions - Hate to break it to you guys but UFC Ring Card Girl is beneath Kate Upton.



Girls do the UFC to get into playboy, Girls don't do SI to get into the UFC.



She's in that new Three Stooges movie.....so obviously very little is beneath her.....



Something I would love to see.....the loser of Ronda/Meisha has to do a one-time guest Octagon Girl stint.



They need to make that bet.....extra incentive to win their fight.....especially big mouth Ronda who has recently trashed ring girls.

ROFL at thinking Kate upton would even want to be associated with something so low as a ring girl.

man people are delusional

 Yeah, that would be a great career move for her...LMFAO

EpicConfessions - http://www.google.com/trends/?q=kate+upton&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0



http://www.google.com/trends/?q=arianny+celeste&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0 






The UFC is so far beneath her it isn't even funny.

No shit.

You gunna tell us water is wet too brah? Phone Post

It would be amazing if it happened.

 SIGNED ALL FUCKIN DAY!

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the islander -   Petition For Kate Upton To Replace Chandella