Pfizer recalls chantix

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Don’t worry, they got the covid vaccine right on the first try

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Wait they didn’t test this shit before it hit the market? Lol

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This is the first thing I thought of haha can’t wait for the new skit addressing this.

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-signed the vaccine.

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I gotta get of the lozenges before they put the cancer in them too.

In my best Ray Liotta voice “Just don’t tell me the fuckin nicotine lozenges have cancer causing chemicals in em too! If they do, if those fuckin’ tings got da cancer causing shit in them then I’m dead by the end of the week, listen Karen, I’m not joking around here, end of the week, I’m dead!”

no, it’s 12 specific lots that the chemical was found in, not the drug itself.

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No this is just capitalism. They contract out the production of the drug to shitty countries like India and China that have shitty quality control so the drug company can make extra profit on their patented drug. Good old American greed combined with globalism. The active ingredient doesn’t cause cancer.

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So you’d be willing to buy some and take it?