Pick one of these super powers...

Pick one of these super powers...only 1...

1. Never need to wipe after pooping. Butt stays 100% clean.

2. Be able to piss 25 feet.

3. Be able to talk clearly without moving lips... Phone Post 3.0

I take number 3 Phone Post 3.0

3, 1 is tempting Phone Post 3.0

Three would get me to Branson.

Dos Huevos Gigante - Three would get me to Branson.
The possibilities are endless. However, being able to piss in the urinal 25 feel away sounds amazing too Phone Post 3.0

3 Phone Post 3.0

My hairy ass is taking 1 easily.

Nothing beats a clean asshole.

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1 or 3... Tough choice. I think i go number 1, if i truly wanted number 3 i could just practice and get relatively close i would assume

I practice number 2 already and get relatively close Phone Post 3.0

3

I'd be talkn mad shit and people be like wtf!

better question is would u rather be invisible or be able to fly?

3

1, though 3 is awesome, the convenience is too great! Phone Post 3.0

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#1 barely over #3

1 no doubt Phone Post 3.0