Pics from Wedding Night (pics)

sup, fukkas??

Yall bitches know I got married a couple weeks ago.

I think POF shut down in mourning that day.

We JUST got the disc of pics from the photographer.
It will take a while to go through all 900, but I wanted to post a couple for you sick fucking circus animals.

 

Congratulations.

 

Were the pics taken at a Starbucks?

Better be anal coming in the next few posts, you fuck! Do not let us down!

i respect the sausage nose.

She's pretty.

 

You definitely married up.

 

But godammit, son!  Why did you have to be the one in the couple that does the duckface?

 

That's the woman's job. 

 

Like I said before, you married up.

Weird, I always thought Joey Fatone was gay.

I loved your show Tom Green! Phone Post 3.0

^^^ He did marry up, and yes......duck face not becoming of an OG'er, but the bottom line is you hustled this little sweetie into marriage, so good for you man! Something about that OG sense of humour that chicks no can resist!

Chango1385 - I loved your show Tom Green! Phone Post 3.0


RF looks like Tom Green, Joey Fatone, and David Schwimmer all got together for a wine tasting, but ended up jacking off into a petri dish instead.

Can we get a side profile pic?

Didn't know you were the Garv's younger brother, congrats!

Hocky Balboa - 
Chango1385 - I loved your show Tom Green! Phone Post 3.0


RF looks like Tom Green, Joey Fatone, and David Schwimmer all got together for a wine tasting, but ended up jacking off into a petri dish instead.


this might be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

When I was in college, and super skinny, and Friends was in it Hey Day, chicks used to tell me I looked like Ross ALL the damn time.

shaqitup - i respect the sausage nose.

yes, I have a huge fucking Italian nose. And a small pee-pee.

congrats. well played.

 

you tongue punch her shit tunnel on wedding night?

MOAR pics! Specifically of your wifey. She's hot, and you're a lucky man! Congrats! Phone Post 3.0

Congrats op! :) Phone Post 3.0

TryhardNobody - OP's wedding vows.....

I'll be there for youuuu
if youre there for me too

LMAO!!

 

Grats to the both of you

You look a lot like tom green haha