"Play your guitar like a drum"...

B.B. King.......so true...so true-

I play a broom like a banjo.

lol...dude, I just pictured that in my head and laughed-

multi-functionality is where it's at...that why I only played tennis rackets like until I was eight-

On a side note.

I saw Primus in concert around 8 or 10 years ago and Les did so muc shit with his bass I was expecting him to shove it in his ass and play it with his sphincter muscle.