Played Gay Chicken with my boss and lost.

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The prank thread inspired me to re-post this. 

 

I ended up working a bunch of overtime a few months ago and finished up around 4 a.m. Super tired and a little sleep drunk I walked into the shitter and saw my boss taking a piss in the far right urinal against the wall. There are five pissers in a row and I'm well aware that urinal etiquette requires me to occupy the far left urinal.

My boss is cool and I felt like making him a little uncomfortable so I walked up to the pisser directly beside him. As he stood there I began to unbotton my shirt slowly until it was completely open. I took it off and threw it on the sink behind us thinking he was going to panic. Nope.

I turned to look at him only to find him staring straight into my face. He didn't move. He just stood there looking into my eyes and I'm pretty sure directly into my soul. Within seconds I realized I had never felt more naked or self conscious in my life. I cut my piss short grabbed my shirt off the sink and booked.

As I left my boss was yelling, "That's some weak shit rookie! Don't fuck with the old dog!"

Well played bossman. Well played.

 
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Do this exact same thing, but use a Bluetooth speaker to go full party boy. If that doesn't crack em then it's impossible. Phone Post 3.0

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lolol. I think I read this on here before. you boss is a savage.

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Fister - Do this exact same thing, but use a Bluetooth speaker to go full party boy. If that doesn't crack em then it's impossible. Phone Post 3.0
Dude's hard as fuck. Couldn't shake him even if I dropped my drawers to the ground and pissed like s retard.

Hope you're well Fister. I messaged you back brother. Phone Post 3.0

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I like the cut of his gib. Phone Post 3.0

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I can't play gay chicken with my boss. He's gay. Motherfucker won't swerve. Phone Post 3.0

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Your boss sounds fucking awesome. Phone Post 3.0

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Straydog24 - 
Fister - Do this exact same thing, but use a Bluetooth speaker to go full party boy. If that doesn't crack em then it's impossible. Phone Post 3.0
Dude's hard as fuck. Couldn't shake him even if I dropped my drawers to the ground and pissed like s retard.

Hope you're well Fister. I messaged you back brother. Phone Post 3.0


I didn't see it. I'm good. Chilled out a lot. Things are good and I'm talking to some professionals on a weekly basis. That 2 weeks was a wake up call.  

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TheOGs#1RoyalsFan - "Gay Chicken" sounds identical to homosexuality (which is not bad). Why not just call it homosexuality? Phone Post 3.0
It's more of a battle of wills than desire. Phone Post 3.0

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Stray next time, no shirt, hands on your head , and then act like dmx's hype man
On x gonna give it to ya.

You know the words homie. Dude will break from your realness! Haha stray gonna give it to you!! Phone Post 3.0

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Your boss gives me the shivers. No can defend.

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Stray, is that how it actually went down?

I thought you worked in a cubicle with a bunch of sensitive people who were triggered by your wrestle mania poster and you had to take it down? Phone Post 3.0

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I lol'ed Phone Post 3.0

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There are no ties in gay chicken, only two losers, unless you're gay.

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DaveFu - There are no ties in gay chicken, only two losers, unless you're gay.
Theoretically you're right David but my boss definitely won this round. Phone Post 3.0

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LiveWire - Stray, is that how it actually went down?

I thought you worked in a cubicle with a bunch of sensitive people who were triggered by your wrestle mania poster and you had to take it down? Phone Post 3.0
Same place brother. I don't spend much time at the office. My boss is cool and it was a Cobra and Iron Maiden poster. Phone Post 3.0

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Straydog24 -
LiveWire - Stray, is that how it actually went down?

I thought you worked in a cubicle with a bunch of sensitive people who were triggered by your wrestle mania poster and you had to take it down? Phone Post 3.0
Same place brother. I don't spend much time at the office. My boss is cool and it was a Cobra and Iron Maiden poster. Phone Post 3.0
What do you do for work, Stray? Sounds like you have a cool boss - which is so key in work happiness. Phone Post 3.0

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Lukinho -
Straydog24 -
LiveWire - Stray, is that how it actually went down?

I thought you worked in a cubicle with a bunch of sensitive people who were triggered by your wrestle mania poster and you had to take it down? Phone Post 3.0
Same place brother. I don't spend much time at the office. My boss is cool and it was a Cobra and Iron Maiden poster. Phone Post 3.0
What do you do for work, Stray? Sounds like you have a cool boss - which is so key in work happiness. Phone Post 3.0
Agreed.

A good/fun boss makes a work environment much better. Phone Post 3.0

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Lukinho -
Straydog24 -
LiveWire - Stray, is that how it actually went down?

I thought you worked in a cubicle with a bunch of sensitive people who were triggered by your wrestle mania poster and you had to take it down? Phone Post 3.0
Same place brother. I don't spend much time at the office. My boss is cool and it was a Cobra and Iron Maiden poster. Phone Post 3.0
What do you do for work, Stray? Sounds like you have a cool boss - which is so key in work happiness. Phone Post 3.0
I do security escorts for outreach Health Care workers. Phone Post 3.0