Played poker with James Woods

He sat down right next to me at 2/5 no limit, killing time until a seat opened up at 20/40 Omaha (I think).

At first I didn't know it was him, just thought it was some old guy with white hair. Then a floor person came over to say hi and say nice to see you, etc. Then after hearing him speak I knew it was him. Someone else at the table said they were a fan and loved his performance in The Onion Field.

Me, being the Oger wise ass I am, followed that up with telling him I enjoyed his last appearance on Family Guy, and said it looked like he'd lost weight since then (that's funny because it's a cartoon ha ha). He said he loves doing that show.

I held back on asking him to say "oooh! A piece of candy!"

We got in a few hands together, then before long he was off to the game where the buy in is 10 grand.

And that is my brush with celebrity report.

Should of asked what the fuck happened at the end of that Sergio leone flick 

Good story, you played it well. He seems like a cool guy.

I think he has a really large IQ. Reportedly one of the biggest in Hollywood IIRC. 

That's why you always carry a candy in your pocket...at least a peppermint

Imagine dropping that across the table and grabbing it and being able to say "ooh piece of candy"

cbone25 - 

Should of asked what the fuck happened at the end of that Sergio leone flick 



lol, you have to make sure you watch the full version.

Sogsteel -

I think he has a really large IQ. Reportedly one of the biggest in Hollywood IIRC. 

I've heard that too. Also, I guess he is in some hot water now over a homophobic tweet aimed at Anderson Cooper. Something about his butt plug falling out. Lol.

Here we go

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Gotta love that guy.

iclimb513 - 
Sogsteel -

I think he has a really large IQ. Reportedly one of the biggest in Hollywood IIRC. 

I've heard that too. Also, I guess he is in some hot water now over a homophobic tweet aimed at Anderson Cooper. Something about his butt plug falling out. Lol.

I would have thrown him a high five over that. Thats hilarious

Sogsteel -
iclimb513 - 
Sogsteel -

I think he has a really large IQ. Reportedly one of the biggest in Hollywood IIRC. 

I've heard that too. Also, I guess he is in some hot water now over a homophobic tweet aimed at Anderson Cooper. Something about his butt plug falling out. Lol.

I would have thrown him a high five over that. Thats hilarious
I wasn't aware of it at the time. After he got up, someone at the table said something about it and I looked it up real quick. Too funny.

His twitter is always entertaining. 

For example

The scariest thing for #liberals when they have a hissy fit is that moment when nobody cares. For the record I couldn't care less...

Should have asked him for 10 grand to buy in his game. 

Should have gave him the Lester diamond speech from the diner scene in casino ... he was such a sleezy fuck in that show he's the man 

What casino? I'm reading this in one of the shitters at Mohegan Sun right now lol

TFK_Vulva Fabulous - What casino? I'm reading this in one of the shitters at Mohegan Sun right now lol
The Bellagio. It's where most of the celebrities play because they run the highest level games in town, I believe.

My buddy lives out there. He told me plenty of times that he plays there, but he would always get his ass handed to him playing 2/5....and he doesn't have vast amounts of money so he couldn't even buy into the bigger games he tells me he sits in. I hate the lying bs. I play 2/5 and do fine, no need for him to make up stories like that. I'm just jealous that he lives in Vegas.

TFK_Vulva Fabulous - My buddy lives out there. He told me plenty of times that he plays there, but he would always get his ass handed to him playing 2/5....and he doesn't have vast amounts of money so he couldn't even buy into the bigger games he tells me he sits in. I hate the lying bs. I play 2/5 and do fine, no need for him to make up stories like that. I'm just jealous that he lives in Vegas.
What's he look like? I'll put a serious garbage can using beatin on him for you. Then I'll tell him "Vulva Fabulous says cut the shit, faggot!"

He almost stopped 9/11 from happening. Would suck to bring that up in a conversation though.

I once played against the most interesting man in the world.

He used to go on Howard Stern and Stern would talk about Woods' reputation for having a huge dick.