Poop

How come sometimes it floats, and other times it doesn't?

Because of the contents.

It floats for gay dudes. On a count of being light in the pants.

If it floats you got giardia. 

That moment when you try and shit on the sly at the floatilla lake party but instead of sinking it floats up in the middle of every one and you just gotta act surprised too...

^^^ wow, I totally pictured this and how fucking hilariously fucked up it would be. 

U gotta make sure u scatter away from it just as fast as everyone else. 

Hornethak -

^^^ wow, I totally pictured this and how fucking hilariously fucked up it would be. 

Yeah...would be...