Porn Samaritan

Ordered a toy from a website, got 3 porn dvds as a bonus. I'm not a caveman, so these dvds are useless to me. I want to leave them in places where:

A. People would appreciate finding them

B. They won't be found by kids.

Ideas? Phone Post 3.0

Church collection plate

A homeless shelter, they can jerk off to the synopsis on the back of the case. Phone Post 3.0

mens washrooms?

 

bar?

 

 

recycle bin?

2002 Phone Post 3.0

Order a pizza. Get it delivered and give them as a tip. Keep a straight face and refuse to take them back when he refuses. Phone Post 3.0

Leave them in the woods. Bring back a tradition. Phone Post 3.0

Ayatolla of Rock and Rolla - Church collection plate

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How big is your new butt-plug?

Save it for secret Santa. Give to the random co-workers Phone Post

KeezyDoesIt - Save it for secret Santa. Give to the random co-workers Phone Post

Three Phone Post

Secret Santa is an awesome idea Phone Post 3.0

The Loge - Leave them in the woods. Bring back a tradition. Phone Post 3.0
This! I loved finding a porno in the woods when I was a kid! Phone Post 3.0

Bar bathroom

The older kids will be trick or treating pretty soon. How excited would you have been of someone gave you porn when you were 14?

Fuckin kids might not know what to with a David. Phone Post 3.0

ChokingOnACookie - The older kids will be trick or treating pretty soon. How excited would you have been of someone gave you porn when you were 14?

Fuckin kids might not know what to with a David. Phone Post 3.0
Or a DVD. Phone Post 3.0

You should attend a feminist rally. Fulfill your james bong fantasy and infiltrate the facility and switch out the discs. Set it to a scene where some chick is getting DPed and watch the horror unfold from a distance Phone Post 3.0

The Loge - Leave them in the woods. Bring back a tradition. Phone Post 3.0
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hercules_mma_kosark -
The Loge - Leave them in the woods. Bring back a tradition. Phone Post 3.0
This! I loved finding a porno in the woods when I was a kid! Phone Post 3.0
Lol I feel bad for kids who grew up without this Phone Post 3.0

Go rent The Passion of The Christ from your local video store, (if one still exists near you) copy the cover of the Passion DVD, paste it onto the porn DVD, return the new copy of the Passion. Phone Post 3.0