Porn stuff you've put out of mind

All the suicide, murder, aging & awful plastic surgery goes without saying; looking for stuff beyond that.

Teri Weigel breaking Playboy’s illusion with her horrid acting.

Janine Lindemulder & Chasey Lain losing their minds.

Rupert Murdoch being responsible for Page 3 girls.

Linsey Dawn Mackenzie & Traci Lords at 16.

Ass flies & pussy maggots.

Whoops, too far! Your turn.

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OP’s mom 

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Good answer. I like the way you think.

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Sheep fuckers

^Mr Hands would be a great example, except people didn’t get to it via porn. Same with 2 girls 1 cup etc.

Some guy had deformed hands an a bit special, banged two chicks. I think he is called flipper or something like that.

i personally never looked it up, but there is always THAT guy at work that wants to show you fucked up shit on their phones

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^Yeah, I’m putting that guy in another category. “Fucked up for fucked up’s sake” isn’t what I’m getting at here.

Fucked up for fucked up's sake

alright I select passive jays sex tapes on xvideos for 500 thanks BLAD

Veronica Moser. 

Blue Angel, I know the name because my mom saw the tape sitting out and I told her it was about jets. 

anyway…  there’s a strip club scene where the chick is dancing and all the guys in the place just whip out their d’s and start jacking. You know, like we all do in strip clubs. One go getter goes up and gets on the stripper and the rest cheer and do their thing. No music, mind you, just grunts and aww yeahs and then out of nowhere this voice like Speedy Gonzales the fastest mouse in all Mexico pipes up and yells, “Take it to the Lee-mit!”  

I’ve been looking for that for years, me and friends said it all the fucking time at each other and now I want it as a text tone. 

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Definitely not nubilefilms

BarkLikeADog - ^Mr Hands would be a great example, except people didn't get to it via porn. Same with 2 girls 1 cup etc.

Funny that one of the main dudes that shared Mr. Hands with the world just signed a deal for 100 mil from Spotify. Wasn’t Rogan the first guy who was like “You guys see that Mr. Hands video?”

The weird friend who told you about gross shit you didn’t need to know about is king of the internet now.

German chicken fucking video from back in the day

^^Pretty sure Rogan heard about Mr Hands here, or at least from somebody from here that copy pastad to the Rogan board.

For sure it was making the rounds before JRE.

This dudes banging this chick in the ass.  Girl number two is “deep throating” a dildo, really more like initiating her gag reflex.   Chick 2 proceeds to throw up all over girl 1s ass.  Then she goes back to gagging on dildo and barfs all over the ass again.  It wasn’t a puke or fetishbcideo or anything so it really threw me off.  Weird scene and I changed it after that.  

 

but not before I finished 

Darth Potato -

This dudes banging this chick in the ass.  Girl number two is “deep throating” a dildo, really more like initiating her gag reflex.   Chick 2 proceeds to throw up all over girl 1s ass.  Then she goes back to gagging on dildo and barfs all over the ass again.  It wasn’t a puke or fetishbcideo or anything so it really threw me off.  Weird scene and I changed it after that.  

 

but not before I finished 

If you have a puke fetish, the government should smother you with a pillow with handlebars 

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BBC porn would be pretty hard to enjoy if you couldn't stop thinking about the racism of it being that most girls charged extra to bang black dudes. Then again that might make it better for some people here.

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^Jesus. Not a direction I’d expected this thread to go.

Alright.

Which one of you jerks made up an email account called "sailing@yacht.com" and sent me a zipped file that when I opened it started playing a video called "Deep In The Anal?"

That's pretty creative.

Also, lemon party. 

 

One of the best lines of all time from a TV show is from 30 Rock. Liz Lemon’s dad, Dick, used to say, “You can’t have a Lemon party without old Dick!”

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