Post the worst joke you've heard of ALL TIME

I think the worst I heard was actually on here.  Let's see if I can remember it exactly.  Some chump was on a first date.  The conversation starts talking about how this little 4 year old girl kissed this chump's little 4 year old boy.  The girl, admitally kind of wierd, asks this guy how he could put up with it.  What did he say?  He tried a joke, saying:

"he's 4, I was already banging college chicks when I was that age". 


LOLOLOLOL, needless to say she promptly dropped his lame arse.

Anyone got any worse?  I doubt it lol.

This thread 

"What's brown and sounds like a bell?"


WidespreadPanic - 

"What's brown and sounds like a bell?"



DaveFu - 

LOL, Dave, you are killing me.  :)



What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr dre