Post your lyrics, I'll make you a song

I'll record a song for The first 5 desent lyrics posted..

Try to make it rhyme and let's have some fun

Man...you need to write one about a vagina feeling like a boot full of mayonnaise... Phone Post 3.0

axemurdered - Man...you need to write one about a vagina feeling like a boot full of mayonnaise... Phone Post 3.0


well write the lyrics and I'll make it into a song

This morning for breakfast I smoked a fat bowl, it burned hotter than a coal

And my girl didnt know, from the roofies I dropped in her Cosmo

So I entered the bedroom & finger fucked her fart hole, dug my pinky deeper than a mole

I came in my Underroos and drank her Squirt for brunch, stuck my face in her crotch & had a munch

After another taste, and the ammonia smell on my face, I realized that it wasnt squirt , but its was really pee!

 

The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
Semen stains the mountain tops

she is showing serious malice
towards my OG size phallus

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSQRR7OsQOc

BathSaltFaceFeeder - 

This morning for breakfast I smoked a fat bowl, it burned hotter than a coal

And my girl didnt know, from the roofies I dropped in her Cosmo

So I entered the bedroom & finger fucked her fart hole, dug my pinky deeper than a mole

I came in my Underroos and drank her Squirt for brunch, stuck my face in her crotch & had a munch

After another taste, and the ammonia smell on my face, I realized that it wasnt squirt , but its was really pee!

 


It actually took 45 minutes to make

VU Phone Post 3.0

Good job Bangers.

I'd like this song of mine remixed into a techno metal abortion: Phone Post 3.0

In for later Phone Post 3.0

Bangers Delight -  //www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSQRR7OsQOc
BathSaltFaceFeeder - 

This morning for breakfast I smoked a fat bowl, it burned hotter than a coal

And my girl didnt know, from the roofies I dropped in her Cosmo

So I entered the bedroom & finger fucked her fart hole, dug my pinky deeper than a mole

I came in my Underroos and drank her Squirt for brunch, stuck my face in her crotch & had a munch

After another taste, and the ammonia smell on my face, I realized that it wasnt squirt , but its was really pee!

 


It actually took 45 minutes to make




LMMFAO. VTFU!!!!!!

BathSaltFaceFeeder -
Bangers Delight -  //www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSQRR7OsQOc
BathSaltFaceFeeder - 

This morning for breakfast I smoked a fat bowl, it burned hotter than a coal

And my girl didnt know, from the roofies I dropped in her Cosmo

So I entered the bedroom & finger fucked her fart hole, dug my pinky deeper than a mole

I came in my Underroos and drank her Squirt for brunch, stuck my face in her crotch & had a munch

After another taste, and the ammonia smell on my face, I realized that it wasnt squirt , but its was really pee!

 


It actually took 45 minutes to make




LMMFAO. VTFU!!!!!!


Glad you like it.. Phone Post 3.0

Nice song. nice pic.

IDOHARM - I'd like this song of mine remixed into a techno metal abortion: Phone Post 3.0
Dude I'm not a dj, I can't remix anything if my life depended on it.. Post the lyrics and I'll make it into a nice moshi backstreet boys wanna be pop hit Phone Post 3.0

It's a little bit funny,
This feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide,
Don't have much money, but Banger if I did,
I'd buy a big house where we both could live




Best I can do off the top of my head

I open my PC; and what do I see-see?
A porno has finally-...finished downloading.
I barely remember what this vid is about.
It's got numbers and letters, they're all jumbled around.
I lower my lighting, for some deep dick pants fighting.
The fact it's a mystery makes the vid more exciting.
The movie begins, so let's start counting my sins.
I'm flogging my dolphin like it owes me its fins.
Two girls they are kissing, pleasant music is missing..
It sounds so familiar, where have I heard this before?
Now they're licking each other where they become a mother...
One of the girls reaches out and pulls a cup out a drawer.
Then she puts it beneath her, and with a push from her deep rear.
She fills the cup with fecal matter, oh no fuck holy shit.
I was right near my break point, when I remembered this sick joint
Where two girls get together and they shit in a cup.
I didn't do it got glory, please remember my story.
Usually I only come when shit goes INTO their butt Phone Post 3.0

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Holly "hi mer"

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Boo-Boo "hi mer"

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Punky "hi mer"

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Herman "hi mer"

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Azzie

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Woody "hi mer"

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Ada "hi mer"

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Wally "hi mer"

It's a chicken bone day, it's a chicken bone day
for the Riley "hi mer"

Bangers Delight -
IDOHARM - I'd like this song of mine remixed into a techno metal abortion: Phone Post 3.0
Dude I'm not a dj, I can't remix anything if my life depended on it.. Post the lyrics and I'll make it into a nice moshi backstreet boys wanna be pop hit Phone Post 3.0
The lyrics are lost to time, that video is all I have left now:( Phone Post 3.0

The Green Arrow - I open my PC; and what do I see-see?
A porno has finally-...finished downloading.
I barely remember what this vid is about.
It's got numbers and letters, they're all jumbled around.
I lower my lighting, for some deep dick pants fighting.
The fact it's a mystery makes the vid more exciting.
The movie begins, so let's start counting my sins.
I'm flogging my dolphin like it owes me its fins.
Two girls they are kissing, pleasant music is missing..
It sounds so familiar, where have I heard this before?
Now they're licking each other where they become a mother...
One of the girls reaches out and pulls a cup out a drawer.
Then she puts it beneath her, and with a push from her deep rear.
She fills the cup with fecal matter, oh no fuck holy shit.
I was right near my break point, when I remembered this sick joint
Where two girls get together and they shit in a cup.
I didn't do it got glory, please remember my story.
Usually I only come when shit goes INTO their butt Phone Post 3.0
Waiting.... Phone Post 3.0