---"THERE IS SOMETHING INHERIENTLY EVIL ABOUT A BAGGED SALAD...IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT"
It thwarts the salad's free will? ;-)
I've come to view the ubiquitous "ice-burg" lettuce as evil. It's an immediate sign of "we don't really give a sh@t about what we are serving here."
I'll take bound and gagged romain (and other varieties) over romping-free ice burg lettace any day.
Anyway, it's so often a surprise where food poisoning comes from. I fretted about food poisoning during a trip to Mexico, finally believed the locals that all was OK and ate lots of the local food. No problem.
Then, in the Mexican airport when I was going home, I grabbed a few peanuts from the bar dish and hopped on the plane. Almost as soon as those things hit my stomach trouble started. Nothing like being stuck in an airplane's can for the whole flight, loosing all sense of humanity and cursing greasy peanuts.