Predict the last text you ever receive

Bam you're dead...what's the last text you ever get?

Your moms titties

"You'd better have a good excuse for missing work today retard." 

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"You were fucked up last night."

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I'd like to think it would be something funny or interesting, but way more likely it'll just be 'I miss you' or 'Today on the treasure truck'. 

KaepernicksTheAppleOfMyEye -

Your moms titties

Yikes. Unfortunately for you my mother looks like meatloaf. The singer, not the food. 

danneykmma -
KaepernicksTheAppleOfMyEye -

Your moms titties

Yikes. Unfortunately for you my mother looks like meatloaf. The singer, not the food. 


Why do you think I died

Gempa 8.6 Berpotensi Tsunami.

Thanks for not taking out the trash before you died asshole, I hope you die again 

Did you grab another bottle of rum ?

 

Bitch, why you think I'm dead.........

Why?

K

Wanna play golf on (insert day here)?

We hit the lotto !