Predict the next Jon Jones incident in this thread

To answer your question Chaelismyhero, I predict that he will  plead guilty to yet another crime: money laundering.

He'll admit that he submitted a false letter and sales agreement addendum involving payment to a plumbing company for repairs to a home that he knew were not actually going to be made.

Gets his strap back with ease and continues on his way to being the GOAT Phone Post 3.0

I predict this is is next instagram photo. 

 

Which will be immediately deleted of course.

Technical Primates -


Gets KO'd by Bader

Lol Phone Post 3.0

bigbenpie2 - Gets his strap back with ease and continues on his way to being the GOAT Phone Post 3.0

this.






and the sex tape of course

lol I wonder how many "boos" he's going to get on his return walkout.

ranier wolfcastle - 




Awesome ^

BobSalvage - A real mind fuck, JBJ will turn everything right and win back the respect of everyone by showing he is changed BUT THEN he will be legitimately wrongly accused of doing something he honestly didn't do and because of his past it will be the nail in his coffin. Based on what we think we know will ruin what could have amazingly been, Jon Bones Jones Phone Post 3.0

Came here to say this. Everyone is going to be looking for a piece of him, now.

He'll be filmed chasing and partially eating the genitals of an enormous biracial transsexual named Fritata while intoxicated on Hennesy and Flakka in South Beach.

His crazy african cat eats one of the children at community service.

Soup and Beer -


I predict this is is next instagram photo. 



 



Which will be immediately deleted of course.



Vu Phone Post 3.0

Accused of rape. Phone Post 3.0

Buggery on the high seas. Phone Post 3.0

HillWilliam - Sex tape.
Nice....... Phone Post 3.0