Producing Houdini NO Wipers for a month SOLID

I have achieved the perfect diet my friends.

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90% of the time I wipe "just in case". Has been that way my whole life.

My constitution is strong. Phone Post 3.0

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Mine has been pretty good lately too, just a bit of moistness... which seems like a waste of paper, so I wipe once and then stick it to the wall for next time.

My wipes are like trying to wipe Nutella out of shag carpet with a metal BBQ scrubber while blindfolded.

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Mine has been pretty good lately too, just a bit of moistness... which seems like a waste of paper, so I wipe once and then stick it to the wall for next time.


Lol

I'm so fat I have to rig a strap under one cheek and have the other end on a chain block.

I then shit and still paint 90% of my ass.

Fuck my life I need a squatty potty. Phone Post 3.0

Thick, Solid, Tight.

The old kale/Metamucil/oat bran smoothie. Phone Post 3.0

You sir are a genius Phone Post 3.0