PROMOTER COMMITS SUICIDE!!!

Japanese article(in English), about the late PRIDE promoter, Naoto Morishita...

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/face/0301/16pride.html

Um... have you been in Iraq for the past year or something?

The Allies won the WAR!!! The Axis powers are no more!!!

Prohibition has been repealed!!!!
I'm going to go get a drink!!!!!!!

wow, its amazing how harsh we can be...

btw, we just landed on the moon!!!!

This just in---Hawaii just became a state!!!!

We've sailed across the pacific and found india

Breaking news!!! Napolean gets defeated at Waterloo!!!

LMAO!!!

Christ, for a minute there I thought Monte Cox had offed himself.

The North won!

Late Breaking News: Caveman Discovers FIRE!!!

Latest Breaking News....

"Dewey Defeats Truman"

Fish walk on land , more at 11....

Fresh off the wire...

Pilate washes hands...Jesus found guilty

Now on the News at 10, a large bang has been heard, some might even call it "big".

WE LANDED ON THE MOOOOOON!!!!!!

Lucious Larry,

New Website Disputes the Global Earth Theory...

http://www.flat-earth.org/

MS 98 SE Available NOW!!!!

Did you see the cool new VIDEO game Pong?