Prostate Checks

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GF telling me last night she thought guys who got their prostate checked automatically blew their load. I’ve had it done twice and each time I ended up crying in a corner calling a 1-800 number. What are your experiences?


mine didnt hurt, although i didnt enjoy it

there was no sexual pleasure, it was even a female doc (with another female watching!)

I've had 3 so far. 

There was no spilling of love gravy during. 

I went home and took an hour long shower afterward, each time. 

Your girlfriend is a moran. 

Captain CargoShorts: Pitbull Apologist -

I've had 3 so far. 

There was no spilling of love gravy during. 

I went home and took an hour long shower afterward, each time. 

Your girlfriend is a moran. 

Maybe but she has GREAT tits.

I guess I'm the only one that came. Pre cum anyway.

 

Mine was fine. It was a butch lesbian chick so it was perfect.  I was a bit disappointed to be honest. Just one finger?  I thought they got at least two fingers in there so the could squeeze it and feel the density. Nope, just a one finger poke. 

 

It did not hurt at all and there was no pleasure or spillage. 

So your GF enjoys anal. Stick it in her butt more.

Luke Rockhard -

So your GF enjoys anal. Stick it in her butt more.

She does but I think we’re talking about my butthole here.


I've had 3. I'm 45.

1st time,  I was way too young.  I never went back to that Dr again. 

A little drip of something, tasted like pee though.

 

Prostate check proceeded to biopsy last year.. (results all good), nothing like have a dildo stuck up your ass with a pneumatic drill shooting a rod through the wall to your prostate.

I would rather die than have someone poking a finger in my ass

shatefak -

I would rather die than have someone poking a finger in my ass

Youre in for a treat when it happens.  Especially if he has BIG hands.

I had it from a very nice lady doctor who even joked about warming up her hands first.

I thought it was a standard thing at 40 visiting the doctor.

Am I suppose to send my Dr a Christmas card every year after this happens?  We seem closer

I have said this before many times and I'll say it again. Anything past the second knuckle is gay  and more than 2 fingers is gay. Tongue is A OK. 



shatefak -

I would rather die than have someone poking a finger in my ass

If you are not making a joke, there is a good chance of that happening.