Prove your OG hog is bigger without measuring

Anyone have a good story to prove the size of their dong that doesn't involve actually measuring and saying how big it is?

I am thinking of this because my wife is currently undergoing surgery because I ruptured an ovarian cyst with my OG sized dong.

Also, our last baby came out at 9 lbs 6 oz without any tearing.

I put it in the ass one night and my bf said it kinda hurt

Well I can twirl it around like a lasso. Phone Post 3.0

Just ask your mother. Or sister if your mom is ugly Phone Post 3.0

ThePrinceThatWasPromised - 



Winner!

It's heavy. Phone Post 3.0

I bottomed out your mom Phone Post 3.0

KaepernicksTheAppleOfMyEye - I bottomed out your mom Phone Post 3.0
He only has two dads...
And they're both deep. Congrats! Phone Post 3.0

MrFluffyHippo -
KaepernicksTheAppleOfMyEye - I bottomed out your mom Phone Post 3.0
He only has two dads...
And they're both deep. Congrats! Phone Post 3.0
Perhaps it was his dyke sister then Phone Post 3.0

ShanTheMan - I put it in the ass one night and my bf said it kinda hurt


LOL



 



I only said not to kiss me because your breath smelled.

I once won the regional polevault championships.






I didn't have a pole.

ShanTheMan - I put it in the ass one night and my bf said it kinda hurt
You beat me to it. Phone Post 3.0

I can only fit the tip into a paper towel roll.

^The paper towel/toilet paper roll is kind of a well-known baseline.

BarkLikeADog - ^The paper towel/toilet paper roll is kind of a well-known baseline.



Yea, but the paper towel tube was on the floor when I tried it....



 



 



 



 



On the other side of the room.

I had a ghetto chick tell me I had the biggest dick she had ever seen on a white dude.

 

 

Passive Jay - 


I had a ghetto chick tell me I had the biggest dick she had ever seen on a white dude.



 



 



QUIT FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS FROM THE GHETTO.



 



 



Kidding.



 



(in for cock pics)

With my pubes it looks like a baby's penis. Shaved/Trimmed slightly below average. Phone Post 3.0

My local movie theatre just changed their popcorn sizes. It now comes in medium, large, and my dick.

They all hesitate and then take a deep breath and say 'We can do this...'. It's kind of a meme.