Just what we need…PVZ opening up more
Tell us about that high school party where u let the whole football team run a train on you, only to feel dirty and guilty, then claim “Rape”
Disgusting
Old news…
I don’t see any toilet paper in it…
man when allah gets thrown in it really ups the ante
WTF?.. I thought we had something
Now there’s a whole brand Paige VanZant thread to express your feelings all over again my friend!
I’m gonna reserve it from this PG thread
Doh
That is next level mental illness to show up there of all places.
I worked at a restaurant and one of the heavyset hostesses (looked like Snooki does right now) had a stalker. This dude sent/brought-in gifts a couple times a month. She would give away the gifts but started to feel creeped out after about a year of this. The gifts were good and some of the dudes working would tell the stalker Snooki would like an Atari 2600 game, a doberman pincher puppy, remote control cars for her kids (she didn’t have any), flowers and a bunch of other stuff.
He later followed her to her apartment complex but broke into the wrong unit. Stalker took a good ass whipping at the apartment, got arrested and had handcuffs/rope/chloroform. About ten years later I was working at a bar, and he came in doing the same shit with a cocktail server. I booted him out and the server got mad as he was a huge tipper.
Of course she was on her way to pick up God’s most dense, complex carbohydrate packing, breakfast creation, slathered in dairy
“Well ma’am, I am sorry to hear about this stalker. Just for my report, I need to ask: thinking back now, have you ever done anything in the past, that you can remember, to encourage any unwanted attention from strange men…?”
She got a PT job at 24 hour fitness when she was in Sacramento (team alpha male) and my cousin was the GM there. I asked if he knew who she was and he said that he did but made it a point to not bring it up and she was there a for almost a week before people recognized her.
I worked with a dude that wouldn’t date a chick that hadn’t had a stalker. He said as thirsty as dudes are if she couldn’t get one to freak out over her she wouldn’t be worth dating.
When I get time, I will write about his first date rules. Dude was pretty funny and I’m sure lurking on the UG.
It’s like when they hit the daily double near the end of Jeopardy