A: they scratch the goat under the chin.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.
Q: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.
Q. What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A. At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.