Q Re: logo

Why is that dog hiding a FOUR under the table?

I guess they are wild.

Is he hiding it or is he passing it to the dog next to him? I never thought about him hiding it, I always figured he was passing it to the other dog, and I always thought "Why would he a FOUR of all cards" cause you see the other dog has an Ace, so I'm guessing it helped the other dog make a straight or some other good hand. Either way I always thought of it as the two dogs working together to hussle the table

oh.

he's trying to get rid of it and call a misdeal

he really needed this pot because he owes tuition and rehab fees. Naturally he borrowed with a five point vig, but the juice is running like athnian virgins to dionysus

Thyey aren't playing poker. They're clearly playing asshole and he's trying to dump his low cards.

fuckin dogs

Once I was playing asshole and I was holding aces (I
never cheat when playing for money or clean
entertainment but I ALWAYS cheat when playing for
alcohol) and I managed to get myself from asshole to
vice president in the first round.

I then spent, I kid you not, 14 ROUNDS IN A ROW as
vice-president, without losing position and yet never
making president.

I was cheating my ass off. I served under at least 6
different presidents.

(I never cheat when playing for money or clean entertainment but I ALWAYS cheat when playing for alcohol)

Dead on 100% correct approach.

I make it a point to cheat playing asshole.

In college, I used to wear short sleeves with a rubber band around my left upper arm. I'd palm a card in my right hand, and then rub my left arm, sticking the card under the rubber band.

Asshole is FOR cheating, IMO.

Asshole is FOR cheating, IMO.

Asshole w/o cheating = poker w/o bluffing.