Ranch dressing from grocery store is gross

  1. Why is ranch that you buy at a grocery store so much grosser than ranch they serve at restaurants?

  2. Has anyone out there found a good ranch dressing sold in grocery stores that doesnt suck?

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If a B2B food retailer sells ranch dressing to a restaurant it has to taste good or the restaurant just makes their own.

If a B2B food retailer sells ranch dressing to general public, it could taste like absolute dogshit and people will still buy it because they’re lazy.


@Gritty loves ranch dressing.


Get the packet and make it with Mayo and milk. That will be on par. The refrigerated dressing by the bagged salads is also wayyy better than the shelf stable crap.

Shelf stable salad dressing is trash maybe outside a super quick chicken or pork marinade.


I will try that out.

if it contains dairy and doesnt need to be refrigerated stay away


Buttermilk, imo

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The packet has buttermilk solids in it.

If you make it from scratch, yes.


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Oh, got it. We use Italian dressing mix packets, so no buttermilk.

I just wanna know where I can buy Popeyes Blackened ranch.

“It’s blue cheese with wings or go duck your motha”


Ask a black person :man_shrugging:

I think you just have a black guy make the packet ranch for you

With a band playing jazz in the backround

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2/3 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup sour cream
1 tablespoon white wine vinegar
1/2 teaspoonsful chopped fresh Italian parsley
3/4 teaspoon finely minced garlic or garlic powder
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon chopped fresh dill
1/4 teaspoon chopped fresh
2 teaspoon chives
1/8 teaspoon sweet paprika
Kosher or coarse salt and freshly ground black pepper

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The only black person I know married my cousin and then left her and their children. Who knows where hes at now.

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Playing jazz somewhere I’d assume.

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Ranch is for coors light drinkers and children eating chicken nuggets.

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Hes one of the ones that lacks talent. A rare amongst his breed.