Random illegal things

It is illegal for a one-armed pianist to charge for performances in Iowa. Phone Post 3.0

In Los Angeles, it's illegal to cry on the witness stand. Phone Post 3.0

In Los Angeles, It is not legal to bathe two babies at the same time in the same tub. Phone Post 3.0

I'm moving to Illinois-

A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples. Phone Post 3.0

Mississippi-

A state law prohibits the seduction of a female over the age of eighteen by promised or pretended marriage. Phone Post 3.0

In Alabama Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

In Phone Post

New York-

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

In Staten Island, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior." Phone Post 3.0

In Alabama putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

In Utah a husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

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In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

What?

What possible other reason is there for wearing a fake tash in church? Phone Post

Arizona
Glendale: It is against the law for a car to back up. Phone Post 3.0

Blythe, Ca.

A person must own at least two cows before he is permitted to wear cowboy boots in public. Phone Post 3.0

More California-

L.A.: A man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap, preferably in advance.

L.A.: If robbing a bank, shooting at the teller with a water gun is prohibited.

Oakland: Illegal to rob a birds nest from a public cemetery.

Ventura County: Cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. Phone Post 3.0

Washington: The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. Phone Post 3.0

Georgia -

It is a misdemeanor for any citizen to attend church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is loaded. Phone Post 3.0

Idaho

Coeur d'Alene: If police officers suspect a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.

Idaho Falls: Forbidden for anyone over the age of eighty-eight to ride a motorcycle. Phone Post 3.0

Texas: Up to a felony charge can be levied for owning more than six dildos. Phone Post

Here's a couple from England

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.