If one of those awful affliction shirts were a cologne bottle... 
Smells like sweat and cauliflower ears.. 
dude was from the pacific northwest & wore flannels....
*cries*
Randy looks like he's trying to figure out how to take the top off of the bottle.
Randy has a side tattoo?
Card -
this isnt true is it? Holy fuck I want to see a video review by DFW.
The scent will stick to you until you start to like it, then jump across to someone else's body
Unreal.
Doubles as a dildo!
LOL
Rabid Bunyip - The scent will stick to you until you start to like it, then jump across to someone else's body
LOL
hasn't that whole afflictioni, Ed hardy, tattoo, tribals barbied wire fluer de lis shit gone out of yet or what?
Brigham - Randy has a side tattoo?
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syobwoc -Brigham - Randy has a side tattoo?
AND HE WEARS BRACELETS...
THIS IS LIKE THE DAY WHEN I WAS A KID I FOUND OUT PEE WEE HERMAN WAS GAY
Is this one of those unisex perfumes?
Smells like betrayal
Weird. I think they just and marketed that product as something a douchebag MMA fan would wear. Then just stuck Randy in it. Total mismatch. It's well-done at least. Looks professional. Hopefully people buy it. I'm not.
You can find it right next to the Alpha Nails at your local Walgreens