(and i'm not talking penn either)
- WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU CAN THROW A BEER AWAY!
- you dont have to tell a beer "less teeth"
- Beer in your mouth tastes better than a snowball
The problem is, you can't mash a beer's head down into your crotch...well I suppose you could if you really wanted to.
But beer is less sloppy and insecure than a girl giving head. Beer's mouth doesn't get tired and doesn't start to whine about it...and beer doesn't try to "cheat" by turning it into a handjob.
note to chicks Whining about your jaw or general comfort level during a BJ is a HUGE turn-off and only prolongs the whole event.
The perfect combination is beer and vagina. I've often told girls, "Hey, you can stop doing that" or, "That's really not necessary" because as far as I'm concerned it's only delaying me from getting to the hole I'm really after...
LMAO!
hana hou!
I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather have a BJ than a beer any day of the year. Even a hand job is better than a beer.
oh man
Ranman speaks the truth....
it scares me how ran doesn't specify male or female. scary i tell you!
Don't lump me into that category so you can pass off your "tendencies" on me.
Your usual beer doesn't get mad if once in a Brew Moon you put your Silver Bullet in the Heiny of the St. Pauli Girl. Now that's the High Life!
BJ better than beer? Ran, did u try Steinlager?shaka for Steinlager!
comes clean
I hate Steinlager and only handle Bud Light, am only good for 2 beers before I pass out anyway, and can't remember my last BJ so I truthfully cannot tell tell you which is better.
curls up crying, naked in a fetal possion in the corner of the shower wimpering like a scared 8 year old girl during the other night's thunder storm
lol, that's hilarious because I was taking a very late shower and almost fell down in there when that happened. I didn't even know it was raining, it's quiet as hell and KA-BOOM! It sounded like it was right outside my window and then it shook and growled for a bit more. I was like WHATTHEHOLYFUCK!
Mike, story would be better if said "u had 3 beers and a BJ, then couldn't remember either".
Maybe your last BJ was after you passed out and that is the reason you can't remember. Just a thought.
Like i was elluding...
But here's a revision, "had 2plus beers, passed out, next day was told that BJ did occur." Oral sex account is now padded with the "phantom BJ".
"Maybe your last BJ was after you passed out and that is the reason you can't remember. Just a thought."
just a SCARY thought, when your girlfriend's ghey brother has a big ass smile on his face in the morning and winks at you! whoa nelly
Smiles for not being a drinker and not having to worry about passing out
hahahhaa. me too. mostly. oh man