Ok, so I live up here in Temecula and train @ Team Quest. I went to this MMA show to watch my JiuJitsu coach Pancho Feliciano fight. As one bout finished up they announced a special exclusive fight with no leg kicks and no takedowns. I couldn't believe they actually had bouts like this at an MMA show. So then, they announce the first fighter, DAN FUCKING QUINN!!!! I almost shat myself, the internet legend, the creator of the violin and the discoverer of cold fission and the reincarnated Muhammed Ali was fighting right here, right now!!! He went up against Aaron Brink, ex UFC heavyweight.
At this point I am briefing the people around me about Dan Quinn and getting my phone ready to record the whole fight. I record it to completion and now I am like fuck it I am going to sneak backstage and kick it with Pancho. Come to find out Pancho's fight got cancelled because the other dude bitched the fuck out. I then am walking into the other dressing room. As soon as the door opens all the fighters and trainers stop and stare at me.
To my surprise dan was at the very end of the room sitting there, he looks up at me in the quiet room, I point to him and say, "That is the man I want to talk to, right there." He then responds, "Sure man no problem, anything to spread the word about stevia and cold fission."
So we kick it, take some pictures and shoot the shit. Talked about his fight, him and what has been going on in his life. He only trained 3 weeks for this fight and was getting ready to leave to go preform the violin on some lucky ladies. He wanted me to do a line of stevia with him, he asked as he pulled it out of his famed and legendary fanny pack. I declined as I was already stevia'd up to the max. He then requested that I try the violin as soon as possible on the next lucky lady that wanted to fuck my stevia fueled body. I told him I would. We then part ways, my life, a little bit fuller now that I have hung out with the legend that his Dan Quinn.
what happened with St. Dan's fight??
Dude he lost , guy poked dan in the eye and he could not continue. The only way he could defeat the legend was by eye gouging. He must have learned it when he was fighting in the UFC, Chack Liddell was probably his eyepoke coach.
wut
NOOOOOOOOOO, loss by eye poke is bullshit wtf
Any idea who he fought? Did Brink not show? :( Please tell me this is all just a bad dream
Fake Rassler - NOOOOOOOOOO, loss by eye poke is bullshit wtf
Any idea who he fought? Did Brink not show? :( Please tell me this is all just a bad dream
Brink showed, but my coaches fighter did not.
I have to agree with nietzche that life is nothing but continuous misery with little blips of happiness :(
^^^looked like brink was the one who got his world rocked to me. Dan was using the cage-a-dope like he did vs. bond lapua from XARM (RIP_
Fake Rassler - ^^^looked like brink was the one who got his world rocked to me. Dan was using the cage-a-dope like he did vs. bond lapua from XARM (RIP_
100% Correct, this man knows his DQ
TTT BRINK
RaepChoke - Eyepoke or not, Dan got worked
Any truth to the claims that Dan has a broken jaw? Will this delay the release of "The Violin: An Apology to Women"??
dan didn't seem like he had a broken jaw when we chatted. Also, yeah brink is fighting 185 now because the UFC said that is the only way they will take him back, but he is planning to go to SF because it pays better.
Voice of Pride Lady - Dude he lost , guy poked dan in the eye and he could not continue. The only way he could defeat the legend was by eye gouging. He must have learned it when he was fighting in the UFC, Chack Liddell was probably his eyepoke coach.lol @ a poke in the eye. Dan got his face smashed. Guarenteed he had some stuff broken in his face. I also hung out with Dan after the fight and he was a mess.
What a horrible fight. I guess I expect too much from MMA. The UG has ruined me.
Seamus619 -Voice of Pride Lady - Dude he lost , guy poked dan in the eye and he could not continue. The only way he could defeat the legend was by eye gouging. He must have learned it when he was fighting in the UFC, Chack Liddell was probably his eyepoke coach.lol @ a poke in the eye. Dan got his face smashed. Guarenteed he had some stuff broken in his face. I also hung out with Dan after the fight and he was a mess.
Yeah he probably does have some stuff broken in his face; however, that aint shit to DFQ. You should have seen him doing those lines of stevia in the bathroom, completely healed everything bro. Stevia forever.
no doubt player, no doubt!
War Quinn!!!!!!!!!!!
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^^^Quinn was on Carson and they read out an e-mail saying that it sounded like Dan wanted to suck brink off after the fight. Dan laughed and said that wouldn't ever happen because then Brink couldn't keep doing straight porn