Red Flags

Red Flags to look for with the ladies. I will start. They don't suck dick,  the don't like to be ate out,  they are breathing. Add some more. 

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Red flags for what?

I'm just a bear but during my evenings of voyeurism ive noticed what appears to be a few.

-girls who are or said they wanted to be a flight attendant(lot of shit they want to run away from their personal lives, and potentially a desire to run away from themselves

- girls who say "I dont like to dwell on things"

(An indicator the female may be unable to take responsibility, be accountable for their own actions, and has made a lot of stupid choices."

-i dont like judgy people

(Similar to above and its because they know they have fucked up alot and they want to pretend like it never happened)

-girls obssessed with the color pink

(A bimbo or airhead)

-girls obssessed with Disney princesses

(They live their life partially in fantasy and think the fairy tales in the movies apply to real life such as prince charmings, everythinf magically getting better, etc etc.)

- pickiness over where particular bamboo comes from

(Stuck up bitch that feels entitled and perhaps too good for you.)

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Too many guys friends and a coke pinky nail 

  • pickiness over where particular bamboo comes from

wait, what? Is this a thing? You had me until this

Girls who wear animal print

Girls who carry their heels and walk barefoot

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The ones who say this “I’ve cheated once” and “I’m still friends with my ex” nope nope nope, walk away. 

TheBearStare -

I'm just a bear but during my evenings of voyeurism ive noticed what appears to be a few.

-girls who are or said they wanted to be a flight attendant(lot of shit they want to run away from their personal lives, and potentially a desire to run away from themselves

- girls who say "I dont like to dwell on things"

(An indicator the female may be unable to take responsibility, be accountable for their own actions, and has made a lot of stupid choices."

-i dont like judgy people

(Similar to above and its because they know they have fucked up alot and they want to pretend like it never happened)

-girls obssessed with the color pink

(A bimbo or airhead)

-girls obssessed with Disney princesses

(They live their life partially in fantasy and think the fairy tales in the movies apply to real life such as prince charmings, everythinf magically getting better, etc etc.)

- pickiness over where particular bamboo comes from

(Stuck up bitch that feels entitled and perhaps too good for you.)

 You are very observant... for just being a bear.

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She lived in Vegas for the last 11 years.

All her friends are dudes. 

She says she’s a ‘dancer’.

Her ex boyfriend was a ‘club promoter’.

She’s funny, but not funny ha-ha.

Her pinky nail is waaaay too long. 

To be honest 90% of women nowadays are riddled with red flags.

Through this lockdown period I have had at least 4 women who I have had sex with in the past make sly remarks that they were looking for housing, were looking to move, were looking for places in my town, etc. In actuality it seemed that they were waiting for me to say "you should move in with me!" Meanwhile I never had a real relationship with any one of them or indicated in any way that I wanted to pursue one. The only thing we did was have sex.

Just totally crazy shit. Totally crazy.

Trust me…

No matter how sweet a girl appears, if she’s on on death row, something’s up.

pfsjkd -

She lived in Vegas for the last 11 years.

All her friends are dudes. 

She says she’s a ‘dancer’.

Her ex boyfriend was a ‘club promoter’.

She’s funny, but not funny ha-ha.

Her pinky nail is waaaay too long. 

It'd be a fun weekend 

If they say or write "I am the funniest girl I know" or any iteration thereof guaranteed she watches reality TV and has a room temperature IQ - about 70.

Also? She's not funny at all. She perceives sarcasm as "humor" and banal celebrity gossip as engaging and pertinent discourse. 

"I get along better with guys because theyre less drama"

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pfsjkd -

She lived in Vegas for the last 11 years.

All her friends are dudes. 

She says she’s a ‘dancer’.

Her ex boyfriend was a ‘club promoter’.

She’s funny, but not funny ha-ha.

Her pinky nail is waaaay too long. 

No girlfriends is a giant one

A few off the top of my head...

Her mother weighs 400 lbs. 

She’s already been married and divorced a few times.

Has tattoos of stupid Marylyn Monroe quotes.

Has a rocky relationship with her parents/family.

Has quit multiple jobs because of “all the haters.”

Is a poster on the OG.  

 

The Bachelor in DVR.

Excessive wine drinking.

Multiple baby's daddy's.

Rewearing the same clothes for a third a fourth date.

Always on their phone when they are with you but never respond in a timely manner to your messages.

Bad dye jobs with dollarama colors.

Live Laugh Love decor in the house.

Kids are my world Facebook posts but grandma has custody.

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