Renato Laranja Unloads on Jones, Bravo, Sonnen

Fantastic troll Phone Post

Lmao I never get sick of henato Phone Post

lata Phone Post

lol

I would buy a Renato laranja shirt. Give me a link and I'll buy. Funny dude. AND 27 time BJJ champ. Phone Post

ttthis is gold lmao

I don't remember the exact wording but I lost it at "People want to meet someone who's a champion, who's been with a lot of women...I've even been with a lot of black women"...Holy shit..I'm glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything!

And seriously...anyone who has been around very many Brazilians can totally appreciate the genius of Renato! Phone Post

ausgepicht -
UGCTT_FryedTakayamaOwnedMySN 3x - 
MCchoke - TTT

"you can't find dat guy
hes nowhere to be found
because your not gonna found dat guy
he hes scared"



So any idea why him and Bravo arent good? I thought he traned at 10th Planet

It's an act/joke. Just suspend belief, and go along for the ride. Laughs are to be had. 

lol agreed

I want to meet this dude. Phone Post

BOOOOOOMMMM!

renato needs his own show....he is kinda like the new bas rutten

LOL at "They say when guy have big hand, big feet, he got the big meat." Dying.

o man i fuckin love bjj relevant comedy

Was he at World's and Pan Am's this year?

There's a whole generation that hasn't had the pleasure of watching this man compete. Phone Post

 This dude comes up with some incredible shit on the fly.  he is the brazilian chael sonnen.  They both totally play it up for the cameras in a hilarious way like no other. 

"Michael Bisping is like a white guy" Where in the hell have I been? I must've missed this somehow lol

Hocky Balboa -
UGCTT_FryedTakayamaOwnedMySN 3x - 
MCchoke - TTT

"you can't find dat guy
hes nowhere to be found
because your not gonna found dat guy
he hes scared"



So any idea why him and Bravo arent good? I thought he traned at 10th Planet

 

So what ur saying is bravo slept with his doctor wife n then made some drunken seen and got punched in a very public place ? Oh ok Phone Post

it's starting to get old now

For later Phone Post

  1. Dude has consumed a lot of American pop culture: Evil Dead, Burn Notice, Daisey Dukes, Pink Floyd, Limb Bizkit, etc.


    2. "...I've even been with black women. I've done everything..."

    I guess I can't argue with this reasoning(?)
    Dude spends a lot of time thinking about black people.

    3. Is this real?
Coolface_Awesomeson - 1. Dude has consumed a lot of American pop culture: Evil Dead, Burn Notice, Daisey Dukes, Pink Floyd, Limb Bizkit, etc.


2. "...I've even been with black women. I've done everything..."

I guess I can't argue with this reasoning(?)
Dude spends a lot of time thinking about black people.

3. Is this real?

It has to be Phone Post

It's called an English accent, Renato.

But your scouse accent is surprisingly good!