Resolutions I'll accomplish by 60 days into 2018

Abs, white teeth, not buying more than one coffee per week.   

Zero chance I don't accomplish all 3.   Coffee may be toughest 

My resolution is to develop the ability to move things with my mind, and then use it exclusively to steal the entire worlds supply of Cool Ranch Doritos. I will then parley my Cool Ranch Doritos stockpile into a black market flavored chip empire.

Oh and post a lot less.  Threads have been as boring as ones I make lately 

Are you still in a sn bet loss or are you just rolling with this one?

MrChainBlueLightning -

Are you still in a sn bet loss or are you just rolling with this one?

I'll double up on a bet! At least abs part

Passive Jay - 

My resolution is to develop the ability to move things with my mind, and then use it exclusively to steal the entire worlds supply of Cool Ranch Doritos. I will then parley my Cool Ranch Doritos stockpile into a black market flavored chip empire.


Sounds attainable.

Why less coffee?

You're the guy who made a bet on your kids life and didn't do it, correct?

bjjkwong - You're the guy who made a bet on your kids life and didn't do it, correct?

They're still alive

jokes on you

Poop Doodle -

Why less coffee?

Paying for it out instead of making it at home 

Yeah, but are you gonna buy some fancy, overpriced coffee beans at home, or are you gonna do what normal folks do. Buy whatever is cheaper, Folger's or Maxwell House.

EluThingol - Yeah, but are you gonna buy some fancy, overpriced coffee beans at home, or are you gonna do what normal folks do. Buy whatever is cheaper, Folger's or Maxwell House.

Some things are worth spending the dollars to get the good stuff.. Like coffee

Girly -

Abs, white teeth, not buying more than one coffee per week.   

Zero chance I don't accomplish all 3.   Coffee may be toughest 

How are you going to whiten those teeth? 

white teeth eh? Using strips or professionally done or what?

EluThingol - Yeah, but are you gonna buy some fancy, overpriced coffee beans at home, or are you gonna do what normal folks do. Buy whatever is cheaper, Folger's or Maxwell House.

I buy cheap Trader joes

groundfighter2000 - white teeth eh? Using strips or professionally done or what?

I bought a toothbrush.  Bristles and all 

Girly - 
groundfighter2000 - white teeth eh? Using strips or professionally done or what?

I bought a toothbrush.  Bristles and all 


Lol if you think mere brushing is gonna white your yellow fangs

My diet/exercise game is locked in right now

You will accomplish the abs goal, but through me :D!