You go eat at a big fuckin restaurant that can seat 300 people at any given time and they only have one shitter?
Who the hell approves this? You need at minimum two shitters in case there is an old man in there taking his sweet ass time. 
so true brother
usually at places like that the staff just shit and piss in your food and the customers are mostly obese and constipated so one toilet should really be enough to handle customer demand
JimSteele - usually at places like that the staff just shit and piss in your food and the customers are mostly obese and constipated so one toilet should really be enough to handle customer demand
... no.
applebees/ruby tuesday/fridays/etc was the type of place I was imagining.
Stop making shit up, OP. Unless you're talking about Mexico but we all know you hate Mexico/Mexicans so you're not.
http://smallbusiness.chron.com/restroom-requirements-restaurants-41132.html
I almost got arrested because of this once. I had a fucking explosive shit cocked and loaded and this fucker wouldn't come out of the bathroom. I was banging on the door and he just kept saying "occupied."
So I went out back and shit out by the dumpster. It was either that or shit my pants. Someone came out and ran back in, came back out with an officer. I had to explain my explosive shit connundrum. Even offered to show him the shit. Really embarrasing. They ordered me to clean it and not do it again. I didn't clean it though. I just left it there and bounced. Cause I gave no fucks. I was like 20 at the time.
Never_rolled - Shit at home you savage.
Right? Who the fuck takes a shit in a restaurant?
attjack - Stop making shit up, OP. Unless you're talking about Mexico but we all know you hate Mexico/Mexicans so you're not.This. Seating for 300 people? One restroom? No
http://smallbusiness.chron.com/restroom-requirements-restaurants-41132.html
I've had an experience in a restaurant like this. It was a fairly fancy restaurant in the NC hills and the only bathroom was a tiny thing with only one toilet and the door to the bathroom was right in the middle of the dining area. If someone went in there, everyone would see it.
Well, in the middle of my meal I had a volcanic shit that just wouldn't be denied. I tried but I started getting stomach cramps, was sweating profusely, and if I had waited 5 more seconds I would have shat myself.
I had no choice so I ran into the bathroom and it was one of those shits that comes out kind of like a woman in labor. You get a massive cramp and one explosion....a few minutes later, another cramp, another explosion...etc.. I was in there for about 25-30 minutes, meanwhile a bunch of people kept knocking on the door and I just kept saying "sorry...busy...". I finally finished and when I walked out, half the restaurant turned to look at me. Right as I exited someone went in after me and immediately came out. Didn't even try to close the door...just walked in, made a noise, and walked right back out. I absolutely destroyed the place.
angryinch -LOL. you should have propped the door open and let the smell waft out into the dining area.
I've had an experience in a restaurant like this. It was a fairly fancy restaurant in the NC hills and the only bathroom was a tiny thing with only one toilet and the door to the bathroom was right in the middle of the dining area. If someone went in there, everyone would see it.
Well, in the middle of my meal I had a volcanic shit that just wouldn't be denied. I tried but I started getting stomach cramps, was sweating profusely, and if I had waited 5 more seconds I would have shat myself.
I had no choice so I ran into the bathroom and it was one of those shits that comes out kind of like a woman in labor. You get a massive cramp and one explosion....a few minutes later, another cramp, another explosion...etc.. I was in there for about 25-30 minutes, meanwhile a bunch of people kept knocking on the door and I just kept saying "sorry...busy...". I finally finished and when I walked out, half the restaurant turned to look at me. Right as I exited someone went in after me and immediately came out. Didn't even try to close the door...just walked in, made a noise, and walked right back out. I absolutely destroyed the place.
I went to a Mexican place in California with only one bathroom. What were they thinking???
My target went from two bathrooms to one unisex bathroom. Theres like 300 people there at any given time. But noooo, we gotta make trannies feel at home.
da Vinci 81 -angryinch -LOL. you should have propped the door open and let the smell waft out into the dining area.
I've had an experience in a restaurant like this. It was a fairly fancy restaurant in the NC hills and the only bathroom was a tiny thing with only one toilet and the door to the bathroom was right in the middle of the dining area. If someone went in there, everyone would see it.
Well, in the middle of my meal I had a volcanic shit that just wouldn't be denied. I tried but I started getting stomach cramps, was sweating profusely, and if I had waited 5 more seconds I would have shat myself.
I had no choice so I ran into the bathroom and it was one of those shits that comes out kind of like a woman in labor. You get a massive cramp and one explosion....a few minutes later, another cramp, another explosion...etc.. I was in there for about 25-30 minutes, meanwhile a bunch of people kept knocking on the door and I just kept saying "sorry...busy...". I finally finished and when I walked out, half the restaurant turned to look at me. Right as I exited someone went in after me and immediately came out. Didn't even try to close the door...just walked in, made a noise, and walked right back out. I absolutely destroyed the place.
Believe me, when I opened the door, it wafted. A couple of people moved to other tables.
I notice in california from socal to northern cal that almost every restaurant i went to had one bathroom with a toilet and urinal. I thought it must be a cali thing. I went into that famous breakfast restaurant in san diego and i destroyed the bathroom. When i was done, there w like 4 dudes waiting lol
Ha, they're basically trying to shame their customers into not taking a shit. I had to laugh at you saying you started sweating like a boxer getting worked up before a fight.
Doublevision - I notice in california from socal to northern cal that almost every restaurant i went to had one bathroom with a toilet and urinal. I thought it must be a cali thing. I went into that famous breakfast restaurant in san diego and i destroyed the bathroom. When i was done, there w like 4 dudes waiting lol
Which one? San Diego has several famous breakfast places.
angryinch -Hash house. I felt sorry for the guy using the bathroom after me.Doublevision - I notice in california from socal to northern cal that almost every restaurant i went to had one bathroom with a toilet and urinal. I thought it must be a cali thing. I went into that famous breakfast restaurant in san diego and i destroyed the bathroom. When i was done, there w like 4 dudes waiting lol
Which one? San Diego has several famous breakfast places.