A retard in another thread reminded me of an interaction I had yesterday at Quick Trip. I was wearing a Hulkamania tank top my kid got me for Fathers Day. I walked in the gas station and a dude is standing at the cash register. He screams "hey! You like Hulk Hogan? He’s your favorite wrestler? This is literally screamed at me, caught me off guard. I looked at the dude working the register and he gave me an apologetic smile.
I just said “yeah” and walked to the back to get an energy drink. It took me a second to figure out what was going on, realized he was retarded. Then I heard him say something like “well take that shit off then!” Now I’m thinking it was just a drunk and am hearing up for a confrontation when I go to pay.
I walk up to the counter and he again screams “that McMahon sure didn’t like him!” Now I’m back to thinking retard, he has a huge stupid smile and fucked up teeth and isn’t buying anything, just bothering customers and then cashier. I give a sympathetic eye roll to cashier and head out.
I feel bad for retail and service industry workers that have to deal with retards that befriend them, seems at some point they have to tell them to get out though. If you are reading this retarded OGer, leave the gas station customers alone and play with your friends at the community center.