Your performances are mind-bogglingly boring and tentative. The average sparring session is a barn-burner compared to your snooze-fests. You're gun-shy...admit it and move on. It happens.
I would never pay for a UFC with Andre Arlovski as the main draw. In the words of our illustrious statesman and neurosurgeon-in-training, George Bush, "Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me twice...yer never gunna fool me again!"