Rings Suck! Thank God for Octagons

If not for octagons the crucial and complex aspect of MMA called cage humping might be omitted. How can anyone seriously prefer the ring when there is no way for fighters to showcase their mma cage humping skills?

Press N' Pause baby! That's where its at!

Press & PRAY!

Honestly...

A couple fighters do damage in the clinch up against the cage....

What the fuck is the other 97% of fighters doing up against the cage? The Lambada? The forbidden dance?

Max

Yeah, there's nothing more exciting than watching two guys dry-hump each other against a cage. Thank you UFC, for making my homo-erotic fantasies come true.

Pride's still dead.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Kai, you must have "LOSER" tattooed across your forehead brother...

Kai, no one mentioned Pride on this thread

what is your obsession with them?

the cage is better, sorry. it's not the cage that slows the fight to a crawl it's the fighters.

Yes it is much better to have 8 referees carress and fondle the fighters back to the center of a ring in the same position. Nothing at all homo-orgiastsic about that.

Yes it is much better to have 8 referees carress and fondle the fighters back to the center of a ring in the same position. Nothing at all homo-orgiastsic about that.

Or as I call it, midget-clown-car action.

"A more pro-active referee would help."

Yep.