RIP Army Ranger Nicholas D. Goshen, died of “natural causes”, set physical fitness records

the fuck do they not capitalize rank anymore? Lt. Col.

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I thought it was lack of oxygen to the brain that killed everything.

RIP.

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Thats one of the things that makes the heart fail.

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Heart pumps blood, blood carries oxygen

RIP

I’m sure he had a medical or religious exemption and wasn’t vaxxed :grimacing:

Only reserved for Black people by the media now.

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C’mon guys

He probably just wasn’t sleeping right

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Or maybe he smoked a little weed?

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Did it ever occur to you that maybe he just enjoyed gardening a little too much?

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Perhaps he busted a real big load with a hot girl?

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Did anybody bother to check if he had an X-box?

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Would you believe solar flares?

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But let’s face it the most likely reason was, um, sitting (yeah that oughta hold ‘em)

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Be respectful fellas, thanks

Did all active duty have to get vaxxed?

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^yes or dishonorably discharged

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I though your cock was supposed to rapidly fill with blood and explode.

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I really hope this happens.

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Me Too Samesies GIF

incorrect

Wussy couldn’t even handle a shot.

I know you’re trolling, but fuck you.

Real men survive getting vaccinated.

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the fuck are you talking about?

honorably discharged 2 heaven