RIP (mini) Gordon Ramsey

Seems a little old. Still sad to hear about it.

http://www.shockingtimes.co.uk/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-star-look-alike-found-dead-in-badger-den-half-eaten/

Dwarf porn star Percy Foster who had an uncanny resemblance to foul mouthed TV chef Gordon Ramsay has been found dead in a badger den in Wales in what reports are calling bizarre circumstances.

The thirty five year old star f X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go was discovered in a badgers den, partially eaten, by Ministry of Agriculture experts who were checking the den ahead of a planned badger-gassing program.

The midget porn stars 107 centimetre (3’6?) body was discovered ‘partially gnawed’ in the badger burrow, however at the moment it is unclear how the adult actor died, suicide has not been ruled out by investigators.

Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said “Percy was a little guy with big problems… He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry.”

In a recent interview Percy Foster revealed his pleasure about his growing career as Ramsay’s double, he also stated: “Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar. I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream.”

"Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Arse We Go"

Well I know what i'm watching tonight...

A diomond encrusted soda stream huh

At least he died doing what he loved Phone Post 3.0

the lack of pics of his midget cock is disappointing....I mean RIP good sir

MayorPirkle - At least he died doing what he loved Phone Post 3.0
Yep, cause I wasn't laugh on at the story already... VU to you Phone Post 3.0

I vaguely remember another "Midget Porn Star Killed by Badgers" thread a couple years ago...

MayorPirkle - At least he died doing what he loved Phone Post 3.0


I mean, who wouldn't want to go out by being eaten by badgers?

invalid - I vaguely remember another "Midget Porn Star Killed by Badgers" thread a couple years ago...
Yeah it happens way too often Phone Post 3.0

"Badgers? we dont need no steenkin badgers"

Spin out. Phone Post

invalid - I vaguely remember another "Midget Porn Star Killed by Badgers" thread a couple years ago...

Yep.

This badgercide happened 4 years ago

Badger gassing?

Sounds hardcore. Phone Post 3.0

Lol. Whaaaa......?

So weird. Phone Post 3.0

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/16/percy-foster-dead_n_962667.html

PatK -
invalid - I vaguely remember another "Midget Porn Star Killed by Badgers" thread a couple years ago...

Yep.

This badgercide happened 4 years ago
Ok good I thought I had dreamnt reading this years ago and almost freaked out. Phone Post 3.0

 

VS.

 

 

Little guy never stood much of a chance. 

Never fuck with a badger no matter how short you are. Phone Post 3.0

Badger my ass! It's probably just Milhouse. Phone Post 3.0