RIP (mini) Gordon Ramsey

MayorPirkle - At least he died doing what he loved Phone Post 3.0

Simple. Elegant.

invalid - I vaguely remember another "Midget Porn Star Killed by Badgers" thread a couple years ago...

Hence the first sentence of the thread.

Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go


Midget porn star eaten by badgers is such a crazy headline. The world in which we live is completely unreal. Phone Post 3.0

"Tons of midgets tend to off themselves. A disproportionate amount really"

Two questions, 1. what half did the badger eat and 2. can I own said badger? it would make a great conversation starter. "Yes it is a badger, as a matter of fact, do you know who Gordon Ramsey is?"