Ritchie is dead

I know.

I don’t know if it was on purpose yet. It isn’t confirmed if it is Ritchie yet either, but I presume it is.

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Great post.

Kid Rock’s real name is Bob Ritchie.

I just figured you had gone full florida.

stomp those danger noodles out

I don’t think racers and ringneck are danger noodles.

Now the moccasin… fuck him.

I laughed way too hard at this.

those are pest control. why would you bother them?

its like the daddy long legs in the basement, let that motherfucker alone to do his thing.

Condolences. Long live Zned and Bob.

Ritchie is alive!

Holy shit! It wasn’t him dead in the gutter.

I went down to grab my delivery and saw 5ft Bob in his usually spot along the side of the house, picking off ill fated lizards.

I take the elevator up to the top floor and look off the terrace. Mrs Ned is sun bathing in the Hammock, and my favorite three foot black snake is chilling out right next to her.

I am waiting for the scream.

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snake GIF

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Mrs Ned is not happy!

NOT HAPPY!

Ritchie scared her.

Rip to Ritchie the 3ft packing black snake man

Lizards have it rough. A group of birds was hunting lizards in my garden. My cat loves hunting & killing lizards I try to help them escape when I can

He is not dead!

Mrs Ned may kill him though if he keeps scaring her.

Zombie ?

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long live ritchie!!!

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In death, his name is Ritchie Paulson.

I was about to post that. OG never disappoints.

Good song!

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