Rock&Roll still happily married

For those caring souls who have pondered my marriage for close to a year now, here is an update from my previous thread "I met Royce Gracie and got married!!". Yea I am still married and there is no better way to improve your ground game than in bed. Also we play a cute little footsie type game called "toe cookies". I am working on moving to an ankle lock from the "toe cookie" position with little success, any suggestions? Anybody ever been locked in the closet while a can of fart spray is emptied into it?

"Anybody ever been locked in the closet while a can of fart spray is emptied into it?"

Nope, can't say that I've had that, but I have been in a whole house that was filled to the brim with "a la natural gas". Accept no imitations......... get the real thang baby....

sheesh.