I know that I saw some classic Rodney one-liners up here recently and it got me craving more. I saw him live twice back in the 80's and loved the show. Please give me your favorite Rodney lines, as I haven't herad his stuff in a while because I think all his stuff is out of print. I will start with one of the few I remember.
My wife and I agreed to quit smoking by only having one after sex. I've had the same pack for the past two years! My wife...she's up to three packs a day!