And I don't mean nandrolone or testosterone.
The kind preggers wimmins get.
Owwweee owweee owweee don't want to sit!
Hemroids! Damn that sucks 
get some salad tongs and smash those things back up in there where they belong
Daaayum! I'm not smashin nothin!
I bought the tube of prep H, pulled it out of the box, and got skeered of the applicator. It's intrusive!
See that little torpedo tip you're suppoded to screw on the end of the tube?
OH HAIL NO