And named her La’akea Makalapuaokalanipō Browne
What. The. Fuck. Travis is a Haole. Why name her gibberish?
Congrats to them both. Kid will be a beast.
It’s official, they have too much money. This is the kind of thing rich people do to their kids
is it perfect? perfect in every way?
Grats to them, good luck to teachers pronouncing that name.
Travis Kuualiialoha Browne is only 1/2 haole.
So the poor kid will have to write out that entire name about a million times in her lifetime.